Since last night's Idol premiere was excruciatingly boring, I've decided to liven things up with the Unofficial Season 8 Drinking Game. I hope you'll all play along at home. I'll leave out the obvious things like taking a shot every time Randy says "dawg." The idea is to get drunk, not end up a vegetable.
Take a sip every time:
- Simon rolls his eyes
- Randy mentions his stint with Journey
- Anyone says "pitchy"
- Any contestant dedicates a song to someone who died
- Simon rubs his nipples
- A contestant back-sasses Simon
- Kara calls someone "sweetie"
- Paula uses the phrase "in the pocket"
- Randy reminds everyone that he knows Mariah Carey
- Ryan and Simon have some type of homoerotically-charged exchange
- You hear that House is about to face the toughest case of his career
- Paula makes a clear, valid point