Since last night's Idol premiere was excruciatingly boring, I've decided to liven things up with the Unofficial Season 8 Drinking Game. I hope you'll all play along at home. I'll leave out the obvious things like taking a shot every time Randy says "dawg." The idea is to get drunk, not end up a vegetable.
Take a sip every time:
Take a sip every time:
- Simon rolls his eyes
- Randy mentions his stint with Journey
- Anyone says "pitchy"
- Any contestant dedicates a song to someone who died
- Simon rubs his nipples
- A contestant back-sasses Simon
- Kara calls someone "sweetie"
- Paula uses the phrase "in the pocket"
- Randy reminds everyone that he knows Mariah Carey
- Ryan and Simon have some type of homoerotically-charged exchange
- You hear that House is about to face the toughest case of his career
- Paula makes a clear, valid point
Comments
Goddamn that show has a commercial every 48 seconds. Jesus, give it a rest, Fox.
I, like Fal, laughed out loud at the House joke. I still love that show, though.
Lastly, as the blog homes of the Eagles and Steelers, our blogs need to have a bet if this weekend's games go how I expect them to. Yeeeeaaaah!
Fal: I am also crushing on Wife is Dead guy. He is adorable and nerdy - otherwise known as PERFECT!
Oh, and I want to add another one to "chugging a beer" category, because let's face it... otherwise, no one will be chugging.
Chug a beer (or coke in my case) every time a contestant has miraculously recovered from some life-threatening ordeal and you want them to do well sooooo bad. But they do not. At all.