This month's winning caption comes from The Imaginary Reviewer, who imagined a pretty damn funny thought bubble to fill Ms. Hilton's empty brain. Congrats, IR. I believe you've won this honor before, so you know that the burning sensation you're feeling now is all too real.
I'm only giving out one runner-up prize this month because, aside from Imaginary Reviewer's quote, there was only one other one that actually made me not just laugh out loud, but guffaw out loud. And maybe there was a snort involved.
Runner-up and almost winner:
"She understood we were kidding about Baby Phat purses being made from fat babies, right? Right?" - Rebecca
Rebecca, if you've decided to return, just know that you may have won had I known that you really existed. You didn't have a blogger profile or anything, so for all I knew, you were one of those vagrants of the blogosphere, just passing through, never to be heard from again. But I hope you do return because, judging by your name and your caption, you're good people.
Comments
Too predictable? Yeah, I thought so.
I can't concentrate on anything but the shoes, which I covet, even though stealing them off her would probably result in some kind of toe-chlamydia.
sigh.
I stay classy.
Doc
but seriously...the shoes...HAWT!
MY OUTFIT, HOW PRECIOUS!
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(ewwww, my mind is SO in the gutter. me no likey.)
Oh, and Gifted Typist: I did feel a bit guilty about my insult to the baby...
Yes I'm a little jealous. So what?
I've always wanted a firecrotch. I think it's the most awesome thing in the world. Next to peanut butter, celery sticks, listening to Tool for 12 hours straight, and hanging off my balcony for shit and giggles. But that's all it's next to.