Happy Belated Birthday, Mr. McGregor

American Idol madness made me forget that it was Ewan McGregor's birthday on March 31. I hope he had a good one, full of manly activities like riding his motorcycle and drinking beer. I'm sure he exposed his penis to someone at some point because, well, that seems to be his favorite thing to do.

His new movie, Angels & Demons, comes out in May and I still haven't decided if I want to see it. I saw The DaVinci Code and, although I didn't think it was as bad as a lot of reviewers did, it was a little on the boring side. But I could never be bored when Ewan is on the screen. And he might show his penis. He is playing a Catholic priest, after all.

Since I'm not Catholic, I don't think seeing sexy Ewan in a priest's robe will cause me any shame or discomfort. And I doubt anyone in any role could cause me as much moral distress as Jeremy Sisto did when he played Jesus. I needed a cold shower, a psychiatrist, and an exorcist after seeing that.