Wednesday, May 20, 2009

This Just In: AMERICAN IDOL HATES GAYS!


Yeah, Kris Allen won. Oh well. Adam looks relieved that he doesn't have to sing "No Boundaries."

Tune in tomorrow for the full recap.

22 comments:

J. Hi said...

Shock and awe. Wow...I am stunned. Did they really have to show Kara in a bikini?

And I refuse to believe Adam didn't win. I think Kris felt the same way.

Two words...Clay Aiken. ;)

SkylersDad said...

Just amazing... Proof positive that this show is all out of whack!

Chancelucky said...

Well, I wound up sitting out most of the season and have to say I don't have any regrets right now. I did find that reading your recaps was pretty much all the fun with just a fraction of the watching time.

No doubt in my mind that Adam Lambert was the better singer.

Coaster Punchman said...

And we're surprised? C'mon, the Kristians always get their guy in! They're still pissed about that damn Crucifixion.

words...words...words... said...

This show jumped the shark and then came back and beat it like it was Rodney King.

katrocket said...

Aw rats - I was cheering for Adam, but he's pretty fabulous so I'm sure he'll have a great showbiz career without Idol's help (see: Jennifer Hudson).

Cora said...

WTF?!?! Even Kris knew it was wrong!

However, the fact that Adam doesn't have to sing that slop pile of a song by Kara on his album is the silver lining. He'll be better off for not winning, I'm sure of it. And I'm sure he knows that - did he look at all disappointed to lose? NO.

Cora said...

And you can blame the Smuggie fans for this - you know they all voted for Kris once Smuggie got booted off the stage.

Billy said...

Is it OK for someone who never watched five minutes to even have an opinion? If so, then I think Kris' victory is the pop culture equivalent to the infamous "Southern Strategy." You can't win an election without the South, and that Glambert dude might stare at my buttocks too long!

(Translation: I dunno if "American Idol" the show hates gays, but a huge chunk of the show's fans sure as heck don't wanna see one o' them thar flitty fellers take the title.)

The only thing I saw all season was the "We Are the Champions" scene. There should have been no competition.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

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Bond said...

A shocker indeed...They will both have careers...Kris' fans were more vocal.

dguzman said...

Unbelievable.

I saw that Glambert was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly recently (I was in the dentist's office). Obvs, EVERYONE thinks he's the winner.

Mathdude said...

The local SC Fox station afterwards went to a bar that had AI on and one Gokey fan after another (yes they do exist and yes they are intellectually challenged) said they were pulling for Kris since Gokey was out. I hadn't taken that into consideration. No big wup. Adam will prove me right.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I don't care what they say, Adam won.

Blanche said...

So is the rumor true that Adam will be lead singer for Queen now?

Good thing he didn't win, he can get right to it!

Anonymous said...

I hope the rumor is not true that Adam will be lead singer for Queen now . Queen had it day and I love the songs but he needs to be true to Adam

Tony Alva said...

"...They're still pissed about that damn Crucifixion."

"This show jumped the shark and then came back and beat it like it was Rodney King."

Can't stop laughing!!!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

So it's over now? And somebody won? All's right with the world, then.

Alice said...

isn't it kind of better for adam not to have won? now he doesn't have to produce the cd written by the AI machine, and he's OBVS going to get signed by someone else...

GingerSnaps said...

Un. Believable.

Anonymous said...

No matter if the Christians defeated Adam with their unholy Danny/Adam Alliance. The fact is Miss California will never be Miss U.S.A. and this lame attempt at payback was a failure. Just like Prejean's plastic surgery

Anonymous said...

no matter if the Unholy Christian Alliance of Danny and Kris beat out the gay Adam, Miss California will never be Miss U.S.A. Payback is always sour and disappointing. Christians 0, Lions 1

 

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