Dynamite With a Laser Beam

June 04, 2009

I'm over at Starpulse today, talking about my new favorite subject...

I've also been looking for an excuse to post that picture. Because HOLY MOLY, that is hot. I've always had a thing for androgynous dudes. I don't know where that puts me on the Kinsey scale but I really don't care.

Anyway, the topic for today is not Glambert's deliciousness, but how he killed American Idol. Go forth, read, and discuss.

Comments

Anonymous said…

I enjoyed your article! You're a very talented writer. I agree with you 100%, especially about the powers that be needing to stop presuming to know what A.I.'s viewers want more than they do. I don't plan to watch next season, but could change my mind if it did indeed becoming about the singing.

Thanks for the great read. Now it's back to work (ugh!)

6/04/2009 11:16 AM

The Imaginary Reviewer said…

Gosh, that picture looks like a slightly more butch Brian Molko.

6/04/2009 11:35 AM

Anonymous said…

I got frightened because I thought for a second you were in love with Prince. Phew.

6/04/2009 11:39 AM

Dr Zibbs said…

Glambert.

Good one.

6/04/2009 11:43 AM

Claire said…

Excellent. For some reason, Starpulse won't let me register, so I couldn't comment there.

6/04/2009 12:24 PM

dguzman said…

Thanks for another grand post on Glambert!

But that pic is kinda creepy.

6/04/2009 12:39 PM

SkylersDad said…

I really do think that AI is all done, and your Starpulse article was awesome!

6/04/2009 12:53 PM

Vinny "Bond" Marini said…

Show jumped the shark when they introduced the 'superstar judges'; added the fourth judge; added the 'sing for your live' option.

Adam just toed it over the line.

Excellent article

6/04/2009 1:33 PM

Cora said…

I'm on my way. After I ogle that pic a few more minutes. Or so.

6/04/2009 1:48 PM

Red said…

Excellent, as always.

My favorite moment this season may have been the Judges trying to shove Jasmine Murray down America's throats, like, 3 times and being thwarted every time. God bless America.

6/04/2009 1:58 PM

Falwless said…

I just wrote a blog post about you!

6/04/2009 2:45 PM

Fancy Schmancy said…

Extremely well done, love it! And the picture on this post is Fierce. Also, I'm with you on being oddly attracted to chicks with dicks.

6/04/2009 3:12 PM

Jon said…

I have absolutely no idea who this chick is.

But I did enjoy your article, so I'm glad he won, or lost, or whatever he did.

6/04/2009 4:29 PM

Unknown said…

That is a WAY hot pic! Heading over to read now!

6/04/2009 4:32 PM

Jenny Jenny Flannery said…

I'm with you on the hotness of androgynous men. I blame Adam Ant.

6/04/2009 4:55 PM

Barbara Bruederlin said…

Oh you Starpulse star, you. Always flitting about from cool site to cool site.

6/04/2009 8:14 PM

words...words...words... said…

I know this post is about Adam Lambert, so why did you post a picture of Nikki Reed?

6/04/2009 8:39 PM

Soda and Candy said…

Wow, I am totally opposite to you. Androgynous dudes give me the creeps. I like short hair, a big jaw and strong forearms, thanks very much!

6/04/2009 9:27 PM

ÄsK AliCë said…

Lately the guyliner makes me drool.

I think it's because I met a dude a while ago who was one of the buffest, toughest guys I'd ever met and he was wearing it.

And looked sexy as hell.

As for Idol - I have no comment because I'm generally at work when it's on so I don't really watch...

*crawls back under her rock*

6/04/2009 10:14 PM

bloody awful poetry said…

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/23480161/Adam+Lambert+110ls8h.jpg

And that is what the Glambert looks like without the Eyeliner. I hope it doesn't horrify you too much.

6/05/2009 1:28 AM

Cindy McAsey said…

Excellent article Becky. I agree if the show would just focus on the talent and not everything else it will stand more chance of survival.

Are you on twitter btw?

6/05/2009 8:20 AM