So, I meant to post this a while back when it first appeared on SNL, but forgot about it. At least I tried to forget about it. But then I recently mentioned this Weekend Update skit in a comment I left for Soda and Candy, who said she had never seen it. I figured that there might be more of you out there who were missing out, so I'm finally getting around to sharing it with y'all.
This is a celebrity blogger character created by new cast member, Michaela Watkins. I still don't know whether to be embarrassed by how right on this is, or flattered that much funnier people find idiots like myself parody-worthy.
(Canadians: Don't even try it. Hulu hates you. I'm sorry.)
I would like to clear up a few things, though. There are a few differences between me and "Angie Tempura."
1. I do not have a perpetually stuffy nose. (She's like the Lisa Loopner of the new millennium.)
2. I do not drink iced coffee. I would move to Iceland if it meant I never had to see or smell coffee ever again. Bitch, please!!
3. I do not write stupid captions on my photos like Perez "Violence is never the answer" Hilton. I AM A PHOTOSHOP GENIUS, DAMMIT!!
4. I have slightly nicer hair. And that is the first time I've ever said that.
5. I totally would not have reacted that way to Zac Efron. I mean, she didn't even try to dry hump him. What the eff is wrong with her?
This is a celebrity blogger character created by new cast member, Michaela Watkins. I still don't know whether to be embarrassed by how right on this is, or flattered that much funnier people find idiots like myself parody-worthy.
(Canadians: Don't even try it. Hulu hates you. I'm sorry.)
I would like to clear up a few things, though. There are a few differences between me and "Angie Tempura."
1. I do not have a perpetually stuffy nose. (She's like the Lisa Loopner of the new millennium.)
2. I do not drink iced coffee. I would move to Iceland if it meant I never had to see or smell coffee ever again. Bitch, please!!
3. I do not write stupid captions on my photos like Perez "Violence is never the answer" Hilton. I AM A PHOTOSHOP GENIUS, DAMMIT!!
4. I have slightly nicer hair. And that is the first time I've ever said that.
5. I totally would not have reacted that way to Zac Efron. I mean, she didn't even try to dry hump him. What the eff is wrong with her?
Comments
Oh ha, I just saw Barbara's comment. Right on. Fucking Hulu.
You are a Photoshop Goddess - that new pic of you and Glambert in the sidebar is DELICIOUS!
I mean, um...hi, Canada. How are...the...loons?
*backs away slowly and runs out of the room*
You're much more like Aunt Linda.
LOVE THAT!! Becks you are the best!
Zack what the eff are you on???
classic.
Those are both now permanent parts of my every day vernacular.
Biiiitch please, I have to go now because I need to stop off at Pottery Barn after my tennis lesson.
Snap!
I will have to try to watch this at home!
And, Glambert on your sidebar giving you a wet one....oh, yeah!
Will be back for sure!
Gold. Yes, I JUST managed to watch it, although apparently Georgia is half Canadian because it was slow as hell. Or maybe my computer's a piece of shit. Y'know, whatevs.
BTW I don't know you, but I think you write funnier than Ms. Tempura. Bitch, puhleeze!