"Has anyone seen my diaphragm?"
This month's winning caption belongs to Splotchy, who was the only one to make me heartily laugh out loud. I always knew those splotches were a symptom of a more serious condition, and now my suspicions are confirmed. It is now my expert opinion that Splotchy's crotch is, in fact, on fi-yah.
And since Adam Lambert proved that runners-up are not losers, these folks have nothing to be ashamed of:
Because I'm a sucker for bad puns (you should all know this by now): "...So I told the hairdresser I wanted a style that would make me look like a fun guy..." - The Imaginary Reviewer
Because I'm a sucker for lyrical puns: Lady Gaga is forced to wear a shield on her head after too many people take her lyrics literally and repeatedly poke her face. - The Imaginary Reviewer, again!
Because it paints a beautiful and hilarious image: Taken moments before the Border Collie who won the Frisbee championship took her head clean off her shoulders. - June's Firecrotch, Skyler's Dad
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Doc
"If you go to a Halloween party dressed as a mushroom but win the prize for best costume as "the girl who came as an ottoman", did you really win?"
Oh wait, I'm getting her confused with Abe Simpson. Sorry.
: )
'When your hair's near your eye lika big pizza pie, that's Gaga...'
Doc
(*facepalm* Oh god. Why do I know who Lady Gaga is?)
"She's wearing a hair shield because people might might might poke her face."
I apologize for any inconvenience my first draft may have caused.
Nothing to see here, citizen, please move along.
My mantel is full anyway. Hmph.
I didn't even bother making up my own caption after I read the diaphragm one. Nothing could possibly beat THAT.
Glad you like my avatar.