Tuesday, October 06, 2009

An Open Letter to Adam Lambert

To the heart, tick tock ya don't stopDearest Adam,

Really??

Last I checked, you were embarking on a solo career, not joining Color Me Badd. Ironically, this is the first time I've ever not wanted to sex you up.

Make it end.

Sincerely,
BeckEye

18 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Wow, I wouldn't even have recognized him.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. THAT???

I'm speechless. kinda.

Tennyson ee Hemingway said...

My eyes! My eyes! I think I'm blinded!

Cora said...

OH. MY. GOD.

Seriously?!

Doc said...

I don't know what kind of drugs he's on, but from this photo, I'd say their working.

Doc

J.J. in L.A. said...

Jeez, just get the sex change already!

words...words...words... said...

Well, now I know what happened to Boner from Growing Pains.

Falwless said...

I swear to Jesus he looks like The Asian Prince. I wish to now erase this from my brain.

Falwless said...

btw, sweet ass new pic. hahahaha!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Oh, wow. Yeah. He does look like that...whatever...guy from Color Me Badd.


The fact that I can even remember that guy should make me weep a little.

Shelly said...

Um, the curtains don't match the carpet. (Or however that phrase goes.)

Dr Zibbs said...

What the hell?

Also, if you take requests, I'd like to hear your theory on whether you think John Travolta is gay. Since you're a bit fan.

Also, any others in Hollywood that you think may be gay.

Thank you.

rebecca said...

I think he's channeling Eddie Mercury...

Angell said...

Oh. My.

*scratches eyes out*

End it now....PUHLEEEEZZEEEEE.

bloody awful poetry said...

I don't know this Colour Me Badd fellow you refer to, but um. EWW ADAM WHY?!

Penny said...

ahahahahahahahahahah

J. Hi said...

You're right--it is Color Me Badd. I do NOT adore this, mi amor.

Gifted Typist said...

he looks like a 1920s Woodhousian British dandy

 

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