It feeds itself, then it rubs the lotion all over its body.
I don't know, that caption is just the one that made me laugh the most. Candy must know that I can't resist the juxtaposition of unrelated pop culture references, and for that, I reward her with a flaming crotch. Congrats, Candy! I hope your first time isn't too uncomfortable.
I guess this really wasn't a highly captionable picture, so I tip my hat to all of you who made a valiant effort. But there is only one runner-up this month, 徵信, who came from out of nowhere with this hilarious gem:"花蓮民宿, 花蓮民宿, 花蓮民宿, 花蓮民宿, 花蓮民宿, 花蓮民宿, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信公司, 徵信公司, 徵信公司, 徵信公司, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 離婚, 離婚, 離婚, 離婚, 尋人, 尋人, 尋人, 尋人, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 離婚, 離婚, 離婚, 尋人, 尋人, 尋人, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 尋人, 尋人, 尋人, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 感情挽回, 感情挽回."
The only reason that didn't take top honors is because a) the joke got a bit repetitive, and b) calling a Hualian person a "firecrotch" is a sign of much disrespect, and an offense that is punishable by death. Makes me wonder why 徵信 even bothered to enter the contest.
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And then I read the other answers and it looks like many of us are on the same path
how about
"Zoom goes the airplane and the hanger door opens and in zooms the airplane...yeah that is how it goes"
"I ordered Ranch dressing not yak jizz! What kind of place is this?"
"Maybe this salad will relieve my constipation. Lord, I hope so. I ain't crapped in a month."
"At these prices, you'd think they could throw a little cannibis in the salad. The cheap bastards!"
"What am I? A rabbit? Take this shit back and bring me a rare steak, a bottle of scotch, two joints, a cuban cigar, and for dessert I'll have the oxycotin choclate moussse and the Haitian waiter with the cute ass! Today I start my Babe Ruth diet!"
Doc
Thanks Becks..