#1 - Try out for American Idol.
So, yeah...I was home last night and didn't even bother to watch AI's Denver auditions. The TV was on, but I was in the other room, only half listening. I just happened to catch the hilarious (and by putting "hilarious" in italics, I assume you all realize I mean "completely scripted and not at all funny") last auditioner, Bikini Boy, which was more than enough.
Next week starts the Hollywood Round, so I should be back into the swing of things by then. As long as they don't do something stupid like in Season 7 (or, as it's known on the Beckese calendar, The Year of the Aussie Hottie), when they got rid of group day.
Oh, and I didn't watch Lost last night either, because I haven't seen one single episode yet and I keep procrastinating about watching all the season DVDs. I really want to; it just seems like it's going to take forever. But it's really amazing that, for how popular that show is, I've stumbled upon exactly ZERO spoilers. Or maybe I have, but because the show is so bizarre and complicated, I wouldn't know a spoiler if I fell down a hatch and landed on one.
The Smoke Monster sez...
"Don't forget to enter this month's caption contest. Remember, where there's smoke, there's a crotch-fire!"
So, yeah...I was home last night and didn't even bother to watch AI's Denver auditions. The TV was on, but I was in the other room, only half listening. I just happened to catch the hilarious (and by putting "hilarious" in italics, I assume you all realize I mean "completely scripted and not at all funny") last auditioner, Bikini Boy, which was more than enough.
Next week starts the Hollywood Round, so I should be back into the swing of things by then. As long as they don't do something stupid like in Season 7 (or, as it's known on the Beckese calendar, The Year of the Aussie Hottie), when they got rid of group day.
Oh, and I didn't watch Lost last night either, because I haven't seen one single episode yet and I keep procrastinating about watching all the season DVDs. I really want to; it just seems like it's going to take forever. But it's really amazing that, for how popular that show is, I've stumbled upon exactly ZERO spoilers. Or maybe I have, but because the show is so bizarre and complicated, I wouldn't know a spoiler if I fell down a hatch and landed on one.
The Smoke Monster sez...
"Don't forget to enter this month's caption contest. Remember, where there's smoke, there's a crotch-fire!"
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