Tuesday, May 04, 2010

The American Idol Pre-Show That Proves I've Lost My Mind

Damn that Veggie Assassin. She introduced me to this great time suck, Xtranormal, while I'm still unemployed. Bad idea.

What's come out of this situation is my completely fake American Idol Pre-Show. Here is the first episode. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Any similarity between the characters portrayed in this program and real persons is entirely intentional. The events depicted are purely fictional. I've never had a sexual relationship with Michael Johns. I think it's because I said I didn't like his post-AI album. Or maybe he loves his wife. Who knows? Who cares? If you need this disclaimer, you're a bigger idiot than I am.

Speaking of time wasters, don't forget to enter this month's caption contest!


Flannery Alden said...

Brilliant! That exactly captures my sentiment about the show and how I talk to other people about it!

Anonymous said...

You lunatic. You sure talk funny. :)

And Aaron totally is a lesbian. TOTALLY.

I accept no blame for this. Just because I'm terribly creative doesn't mean you had to be.

SkylersDad said...

Most excellent!

Kristi Mantoni said...

That was FABULOUS!!! America is fickle indeed! It way better than what going to be on the show tonight.

Scope said...

Did you make that using the browser based one, or the downloadable "State" one?

I've been trying to think of what to do next with it, myself.

And it is such a total time suck, isn't it? I'm sure after the wedding, I'll have more time to mess with that, right?

Lady Chardonnay said...

Greatest movie I've ever seen in my life.


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