Caption Crotch-test Contest #40

"Listen, lady, all I'm asking is that you give me back my cousin. His mother has been worried sick."


And there is this month's winning caption, submitted by Gwen of Everything I Like Causes Cancer. Luckily for Gwen, being named Firecrotch of the Month does not cause cancer. Crotch rot is an entirely different matter though.
I also have to give an honorable mention to Cora for quoting that '80s classic, "Let's Go All the Way." And $10 says the lead singer of Sly Fox is now the guy inside that Sly Fox costume. $50 says he's unemployed and living in his mother's basement.

Comments

Scope said…
Mom? Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
11/10/2010 8:20 AM
Penny said…
Looks like she killed his brother and made him into a coat.
11/10/2010 9:32 AM
Heff said…
"Yeah, you're a fox too, but ten bucks says MY PUSSY'S HAIRIER !"
11/10/2010 10:02 AM
Lou said…
"So, I'm a furry.... You're a furry.... What do you say we go back to my place?"
11/10/2010 11:39 AM
SkylersDad said…
While Sly Fox pops the question, Anonymous women to the right wonders what part of artificial Kim will pop first.
11/10/2010 6:49 PM
Shannon Green said…
The woman next to her is cracking me up.

She's like, "Oh God, I wish she would look at me like that."
11/11/2010 9:59 AM
ÄsK AliCë said…
"Desperate to be married by her 30th birthday, Kim stoops to paying the fox to propose"
11/11/2010 8:05 PM
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said…
Sly Fox: You wanna do it?
Kim: Nope
Sly Fox: Well, can I just hump your hairy arm?
11/11/2010 11:44 PM
cube said…
Holy Daughter of the Guy Who Got Rid of OJ's Incriminating Evidence!!!!!

What a legacy he has left on this earth.
11/12/2010 3:04 AM
Heather said…
Kim eyes the Sly Fox attempting to determine if the next phase in her transformation should be a breastplate or right leg.
11/12/2010 10:31 AM
Gwen said…
"Listen, lady, all I'm asking is that you give me back my cousin. His mother has been worried sick."
11/12/2010 10:45 AM
Cora said…
Sly Fox: "Let's go all the way. Let's go all the way. Ahh ahh ahh. Let's go all the way."
11/12/2010 3:59 PM
BeckEye said…
Cora, I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make that comment! :)
11/12/2010 4:01 PM
Cora said…
Only a mere three days. Pfffft! :-)
11/12/2010 5:58 PM
dmarks said…
Might be one of those white furred Mugatto gorillas from an earlier version of Star Trek, meeting a Cardassian at last.

Caption: "Well, yes, Kim, it does stick to my fur"
11/12/2010 6:41 PM
Anonymous said…
"Listen, I'll always be a fox, but if you don't stop that plastic surgery and hoeing around, you'll be a chupacabra."

http://www.usposttoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/El-Chupacabra.jpg

"Hey, even in the animal kingdom, most of us try to keep our partners down to under 50."
11/14/2010 4:23 AM
Tootsie said…
Will you be my Bitch?
11/14/2010 8:53 PM
Candy's daily Dandy said…
What the hell is she wearing?
11/15/2010 10:14 PM
Cora said…
Congratulations to Gwen! :-)
11/17/2010 1:02 PM
Gwen said…
Wow. I honestly never believed I'd earn my "Pop Eye Scouts" Firecrotch Badge. Thanks!

Although I suppose it's only appropriate given that I've been suffering with a UTI all week.

FIRECROTCH! wooooooooo!
11/17/2010 10:46 PM
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