Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Caption Crotch-test Contest #41: The Finale, Pt. I

Well, this is it, kids. Last caption contest. Last chance to feel that familiar burning in your loins. Make it good. Make me proud.

30 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Last chance at the unfunny:

"Kourtney and Kloe seriously, that's the last time I'm dropping acid! Now where'd I leave my car?"

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Personally I'd go with:

"Charmin proves once again it is all about asses".

words...words...words... said...

Two amorous brown bears roll their eyes as they are reminded that Kardashians only date black bears.

words...words...words... said...

Karma visits the bear world as the notorious users of bunnies as ass wipes discover it takes two grown-ass bears to wipe a Kardashian-sized ass.

words...words...words... said...

Unless they're as big as this thing, you guys can forget it.

Mr. Condescending said...

Damn I wish I was good with these.

Kristen said...

Does Kim shit in the woods? She does if she there are two bare asses involved and plenty of Charmin.

Mr. Condescending said...

In Kim's latest infomercial and eco friendly tips, she explains how she she used to need FOUR packages of angel soft tissue to remove her makeup, but now only needs TWO with Charmin!

Scope said...

Kim learns, the big key to success is the size of your bear ass.

Lou said...

Bear-Bimbo-Bear... now say it ten times fast!

Gwen said...

"Git yer paws off me, Yogi, I didn't see you wash those things after you came back out of the woods."

Cora said...

Oh God, I'm crap at these things. However, clearly, Words Words Words is not. I'm voting for his third caption because that one made me snort.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

If it's the last one, then it's a good job I stopped by...

"We were wondering what to do with those unsold copies of Kardashian Konfidential, and Charmin's offer was too good to be true!"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Is The Pope Catholic?

Do two bears tag team Kim Kardasian in the woods?

Happy Villain said...

Charmin promotes their new product, Super-Mondo-Mega Rolls, for Kardashian sized booties.

words...words...words... said...

The Roxbury Bears eye their next victim.

words...words...words... said...

The Charmin Bears discuss whether Kim's ass is too small, too big, or just right.

Moooooog35 said...

Answering the age-old question:

Does a bear have a threesome with a whore in the woods?

Moooooog35 said...

"We're gonna need a bigger roll."

Moooooog35 said...

What my dreams look like when I take too much Nyquil.

Zed said...

What'd you just call me, Bear?? "Pigeon Toes"??

Knot said...

"Grizzly", the way you describe Charmin's mascot and the Kardashian privates.

SkylersDad said...

Kim trades in her football player fetish for her furry fetish.

-or

As Kim leaves the Charmin Swingers party, she wonders which bear they key she picked out of the bowl belongs to.

Johnson said...

Embarrassingly, as he took the stage to present her with the key to the city, the mayor of Whoreville realized he had worn the same thing as Kim's date.

dmarks said...

"So, does it stick to your fur?"

cube said...

A boss from my past had a free-sprited daughter who claimed she got her 'vaginal infection' from wearing one of those animal outfits at Disney World.

Yeah, right.

From the looks of this group, I wonder who has the more raging vaginal infection?

Gifted Typist said...

Dim Kim bears all

Alice said...

after seeing the press photos with Kim, Kourtney & Khloe vow to never attend another publicity event without waxing.

catherinette said...

Walking the red carpet with sisters Kloe and Kourtney, Kim Kardashian is handed the key to closest restroom.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

In a surprising twist of events, Kim Kardashian was the one to lift her skirt, bend over, and lament the tiny shreds of toilet paper clinging to her ass hair.

 

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