In Kim's latest infomercial and eco friendly tips, she explains how she she used to need FOUR packages of angel soft tissue to remove her makeup, but now only needs TWO with Charmin!
Embarrassingly, as he took the stage to present her with the key to the city, the mayor of Whoreville realized he had worn the same thing as Kim's date.
In a surprising twist of events, Kim Kardashian was the one to lift her skirt, bend over, and lament the tiny shreds of toilet paper clinging to her ass hair.
Well, this is it, kids. Last caption contest. Last chance to feel that familiar burning in your loins. Make it good. Make me proud.
Comments
"Kourtney and Kloe seriously, that's the last time I'm dropping acid! Now where'd I leave my car?"
"Charmin proves once again it is all about asses".
"We were wondering what to do with those unsold copies of Kardashian Konfidential, and Charmin's offer was too good to be true!"
Do two bears tag team Kim Kardasian in the woods?
Does a bear have a threesome with a whore in the woods?
-or
As Kim leaves the Charmin Swingers party, she wonders which bear they key she picked out of the bowl belongs to.
Yeah, right.
From the looks of this group, I wonder who has the more raging vaginal infection?