The suspense is over! And, even though the poll results are visible, this year's announcement really is suspenseful because the voting ended in a tie!
Of course, this puts me in the rather uncomfortable position of having to break the tie with my own vote. I tried to get some advice from firecrotch expert Brandon Davis but, when I called, I was told he was at the doctor getting his oil changed. It's a lengthy, complicated process and I just didn't have the time to wait. So, the decision fell completely on my shoulders.
So who will it be? Words Words Words or McGone?? McGone or Words Words Words??
The winner of the most coveted award in all of blogdom is...McGone!
Congrats, McGone. Even though your blogfire went out long ago, your man bush still burns.
Sorry, WWW. I just thought McGone's winning quotes were funnier overall. His January quote is still one of my absolute favorites. And you won last year, bitch, so stop crying. And put down the gun.
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Also, I owe you, BeckEye, a beer and cashier's check, as per our "in case of a tie-breaker" agreement.
I bow down to your greatness...
Congratulations, sir! You're a funny, funny man.
Now I know how Paris Hilton feels.
Everytime my girlfriend is on all fours and Im fucking the hell out of her, I smell her poop. Is this normal or should she clean herself better?
ok, when I'm doing my goat, i smell its poop. I believe that is normal cuz goats dont use toilet paper.
I might gert a girlfriend for Christmas :)