Well folks, I can't even really do a good/bad/ugly-style results show recap, because it was all pretty bad. It's hard to rank filler.
I suppose J.Lo's performance was entertaining enough. My favorite part was when she said "on the floor." Then she gave us a sneak peek of her new single/video, "I'm Into You," which promises to be just as lyrically brilliant as her current hit.
Are we all done listening to Jimmy Iovine yet? He scored Jacob an "8" for last night but thought that Lauren would end up in the Bottom 2 simply because she missed an opportunity to blast a glory note into an otherwise perfectly fine performance of "Unchained Melody?" Turns out he was right—she was that weepy mess in the Bottom 2—but that still doesn't make him any less of an idiot. Especially since the great "8" was the one sent packing—an event he celebrated with an orgasmic array of shrieks at the conclusion of his sing out.
I hope you all took a big whiff and filled your nostrils with the last remnants of the Lusky Stank... before it vanishes on the wind forever.
Find more Idol news and recaps at SirLinksaLot.
I suppose J.Lo's performance was entertaining enough. My favorite part was when she said "on the floor." Then she gave us a sneak peek of her new single/video, "I'm Into You," which promises to be just as lyrically brilliant as her current hit.Are we all done listening to Jimmy Iovine yet? He scored Jacob an "8" for last night but thought that Lauren would end up in the Bottom 2 simply because she missed an opportunity to blast a glory note into an otherwise perfectly fine performance of "Unchained Melody?" Turns out he was right—she was that weepy mess in the Bottom 2—but that still doesn't make him any less of an idiot. Especially since the great "8" was the one sent packing—an event he celebrated with an orgasmic array of shrieks at the conclusion of his sing out.
I hope you all took a big whiff and filled your nostrils with the last remnants of the Lusky Stank... before it vanishes on the wind forever.
Find more Idol news and recaps at SirLinksaLot.
Comments
And now it gets tricky. I think right now, like Randy said, it's James's competion to lose.
And here's how he loses it.
Next to go:
Haley - She doesn't need to hit a homerun each time up from now on out to stay in, she has to hit a grand slam. And since she was in the pimp spot this week, she won't be there next week, so that doesn't happen. (I don't think she gets enough of Jacob's votes to save her.)
Followed by:
Scotty - James is still going strong, but Lauren gets a good chunk of Haley's old voters and that puts her over on Scotty.
So the Finals are James vs. Lauren. And Lauren picks up the "country" votes from Scotty. And she's from the south where more votes come from. And she's from the east coast, where we can vote 2 hours longer (until the lines close AFTER the west coast showing).
And Lauren really wants to be the "American IDOL" puppet. And, James doesn't want to do the CD that they are going to shove down his throat, and he takes the path of so many presumed favorites, and happily slides into the second position, smiling, twitching, and aping Ryan Seacrest behind his back.
But Cora and I haven't sat around putting TOO much thought into this. :-)