The only good news about this picture is that those aren't Hammer pants. But they may as well be.This was taken in either Ocean City or Myrtle Beach (most likely Ocean City) but I'm not sure when. I doubt I was 18 at this point, but I'm sure I was over 15, so I was certainly old enough to know better. Let's take a gander at what clueless young Beckeye is wearing: a black, sleeveless mock turtleneck (I LOVED that thing), flats of some sort and pegged, mustard-colored genie pants that are brighter than the nearby park's neon lights. And the dorky pose isn't helping at all. As if that shirt didn't make me look like a no-neck to begin with, I had to scrunch up so that my shoulders are coming out of my chin??
You know, when I look at this ensemble, I can't help but think that last year's Project Runway winner, Gretchen, would probably love it. As if anyone needed further proof that she was the worst winner ever.
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I'm on to you, young lady! *points accusing finger*
But yes, the black top with black background offers a lot of funny thoughts about how that picture could actually be three different people contorting into a single human appearance.
My wv: predy (who can tell?) ; )
Mnmom - I guess I wasn't legit enough for those.
Mjenks - Yeah, you're right. It's a PhotoShop. That's the ticket!
McGone - Only if one of them is that I never dressed so badly.
Billy - Ah, JAMS. I remember them well.
Veg - I wish I could've tipped over and poured out all of my horrible fashion sense.
Barbara - Alas, they are not. There was definitely a crotch.
So Cal Gal - And Tyra yells at her ANTM girls for not showing their necks more. She'd probably lose her mind if she saw this picture.