The Sperminator

I used to call K-Fed "The Sperminator," but now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has a love child (and since K-Fed's 15 minutes were up a long time ago), the nickname can attach itself to an even more fitting host.

So, yeah, Ah-nold got a household staffer knocked up. Ah-nold cheated on Maria Shriver for pretty much their entire marriage. I know I shouldn't be surprised by any of this, but I am. Because it never ceases to amaze me how money can cause so many women to lower their standards. Seriously, several women willingly had sex with this guy? EWW. It's even grosser if you imagine, like I do, that his mid-sex shout-outs are lines like, "CONTRACT YOUR AB MUSCLES!" and "WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?" and
"GLLAARRRAAAGGGHHHHHAARRRGHHH!!!!" Not to mention O-faces that will give you nightmares for weeks!

Comments

J.J. in L.A. said…
EWW is right. Have you seen this dude in a bathing suit lately?

It ain't pretty.
Vina said…
Oh no....THANKS for putting that "O Face" thought in my head! Double EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
Heff said…
LMAO !!!

"Ho-man The Fornicator !!"
cube said…
Ahnold wasn't very choosy either...
VEG said…
Yeah thanks for THOSE visuals, woman. Especially, when you imagine his mid-sex shout outs in THAT ACCENT!

Actually, no, that makes them HILARIOUS! :)
Thanks for supplying my nightmares with fuel for the foreseeable future.
MJenks said…
Gah. Nightmare fuel. Well done.

*drinks bleach*
Cormac Brown said…
Damn, he was right, it wasn't a tumor after all.