Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Sunjaya, You're Off the Hook

As many of you know, I had been rooting for Sunjaya to get the boot from American Idol, primarily because of his intensely high creep-out factor. Last night, however, another contestant did something so vile...so blasphemous, that I no longer care if that little wooden boy sticks around. I don't even care if he makes it all the way to the Top 3. There is a greater evil at hand on AI, and it must be dealt with. Sundance Head must be destroyed.

Sundance, what makes you think that being one of the best blues-light karaoke singers at your local dive qualifies you to touch a Pearl Jam song? You shouldn't be allowed to own a Pearl Jam record after shredding "Jeremy" like you did. You shouldn't even be allowed to say the words "pearl" or "jam" again. You should be banned from even having jam on toast, you hack.

When Seacrest announced prior to the commercial break that Sun BlockHead would be doing a PJ song, I should've turned the TV off right then and there. But no, my morbid curiosity got the best of me. Not surprisingly, Paula and Randy thought the performance was just fine. Simon proved, once again, that he's the only judge with a brain in his head. He didn't use the word "ghastly" though, as he often does. If ever there was a time to pull that baby out, it was during that peformance. I'm just hoping that I'll eventually forget the horror. My inner voice keeps chanting, try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard. I'll try. Until then, I'll just stand around looking like this:




But not nearly as hot.

11 comments:

BarBarA said...

Uh yeah - very hot.

Ok thanks alot for exploding my brain! I'm still not sure about the F/M/K question you left me!!! Well, Jon will be the K...

LoraLoo said...

I was wondering as I watched the performance how you would feel about it. Here's the only silver lining I can find in this: at least Sunjaya didn't whisper it to death.

:)

Bond said...

and the faux mohawk.. i forgot to mention it.. and yes, compared to you i was kind but the monster must be killed...

this guy has had more lives then Sanjaya.. he screwed up hollywood week and .. (yes I am going to say it again) they only kept him because they would have looked foolish after Simon's "You blew Taylor out of the water" comment during his audition

PLEASE Maybe both can go home and we can pour alcohol in our ears and wahs them out of our minds

Lee Ann said...

All I can say about American Idol this year is that it has not been inspiring at all. This seems like another season like the year Fantasia won. I thought that was the worst year ever. I am thinking this year might be the worst. Then again, there is still the best to come, so I am giving it a chance.

Dale said...

Jeremy's spoken, now it's America's turn. Or is that to not speak? I'm confused. Hated it.

Mimi Lenox said...

First stop on your blog. Here via Bond's Couch. Funny, funny review here. I'll be back to read more.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Ooooh, did he unleash a lion-ess?

Arlen said...

OMG! You CALLED IT! You are my heroine (as opposed to heroin) for the day!

Travis said...

There's always one every year who gets so totally confuses and flummoxed by the judges' double- and triple-speak, that they completely forget what songs and styles work best for their voices.

Thus we have last night's horror - a truly cringe-worthy hacking to death of a great rock song.

Few have the voice of an Eddie Vedder - why even try it?

Spinning Girl said...

I don't know what The Head was thinking.

Lizza said...

I am so glad I didn't watch that episode. I would've cried to see and hear a PJ song being butchered.

 

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