Thursday, May 03, 2007

Be Aurally Assaulted by a Horny Live Girl! Just $20.00 for the First Minute, $7.50 for Each Additional Minute

Seconds after the last of her baby fat was shed, Britney Spears began staging her comeback. Very rich, bored and/or foolish San Diegoans shelled out $125 a pop to witness her 15 minute, lip-synched peepshow Tuesday night at the House of Cooze*.

If this clip is any indication of things to come, I'm confident that Brit will soon be knocked up again, mercifully derailing this most unwelcome comeback.


*Disclaimer: I hate that word, but it had to be said.

10 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Nice label!

I couldn't watch the clip without downloading some stuff (so I didn't) but it's just as well because now I don't have to gouge my eyes out with a spoon to make it stop.

BeckEye said...

I found the same clip on YouTube, Barbara, so I've edited the link. Now you may suffer through it. If I had to, you have to.

Tanya Espanya said...

Excooze me, did you say you didn't like a word? 'Cooze I don't see the problem here.

;)

OldGuy said...

Well, if she doesn't revive her singing career she might have a chance with Victoria's Secret. Unless they don't hire skanks in which case she's screwed, if you'll pardon the pun.

cube said...

Just when I thought her career was swirling down the proverbial toilet, Brittney comes back!

Ewwww.

deadspot said...

What exactly is she trying to come back as?

Edge said...

Say what you want most guys would tap that if there were no strings attached and it appears she's not wearing any.

~Jef

VoteQuimby said...

Is it just me or does the 'new' Britany and a really wasted Courtney Love look like long lost sisters?

LoraLoo said...

A lip-synched comeback. How very sad.

Alecia said...

She's total shite. What is wrong with her? Whyyy?

 

Who Does This Broad Think She Is?

My photo
I am a winsome muse who was sent to Earth to inspire an artist to turn a vacant building into the world's coolest disco roller rink. We fell in love along the way, and I foolishly gave up my immortality. When the disco craze ended and all the roller rinks were shut down, that lazy bum wouldn't get a job. We broke up and I was stuck on Earth with nothing to do and no one to inspire. So, now I write a blog.

What Do Others Think of BeckEye?

"You're like an idiot savant of terrible garbage entertainment." - Falwless

"You're my hero." - Candy

"Get yourself a life. Better yet.....eff off." - Ann Onymous

"There's no one like you." - Klaus Meine