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Seconds after the last of her baby fat was shed, Britney Spears began staging her comeback. Very rich, bored and/or foolish San Diegoans shelled out $125 a pop to witness her 15 minute, lip-synched peepshow Tuesday night at the House of Cooze*.

If this clip is any indication of things to come, I'm confident that Brit will soon be knocked up again, mercifully derailing this most unwelcome comeback.


*Disclaimer: I hate that word, but it had to be said.

Comments

Nice label!

I couldn't watch the clip without downloading some stuff (so I didn't) but it's just as well because now I don't have to gouge my eyes out with a spoon to make it stop.
BeckEye said…
I found the same clip on YouTube, Barbara, so I've edited the link. Now you may suffer through it. If I had to, you have to.
Tanya Espanya said…
Excooze me, did you say you didn't like a word? 'Cooze I don't see the problem here.

;)
Anonymous said…
Well, if she doesn't revive her singing career she might have a chance with Victoria's Secret. Unless they don't hire skanks in which case she's screwed, if you'll pardon the pun.
cube said…
Just when I thought her career was swirling down the proverbial toilet, Brittney comes back!

Ewwww.
deadspot said…
What exactly is she trying to come back as?
Anonymous said…
Say what you want most guys would tap that if there were no strings attached and it appears she's not wearing any.

~Jef
Unknown said…
Is it just me or does the 'new' Britany and a really wasted Courtney Love look like long lost sisters?
LoraLoo said…
A lip-synched comeback. How very sad.
Alecia said…
She's total shite. What is wrong with her? Whyyy?