Be Aurally Assaulted by a Horny Live Girl! Just $20.00 for the First Minute, $7.50 for Each Additional Minute

Seconds after the last of her baby fat was shed, Britney Spears began staging her comeback. Very rich, bored and/or foolish San Diegoans shelled out $125 a pop to witness her 15 minute, lip-synched peepshow Tuesday night at the House of Cooze*.

If this clip is any indication of things to come, I'm confident that Brit will soon be knocked up again, mercifully derailing this most unwelcome comeback.


*Disclaimer: I hate that word, but it had to be said.