Happy Thanksgiving!

So, I caught ANTM last night but missed Project Runway. I may spare you all my recap of the former, unless I'm in a giving mood tomorrow. I hope to catch PR on one of its many reruns, and then perhaps I can give you all a double dose of (semi-scripted) reality.

Now, it's time for that fall PopEye tradition where I refer you all back to my very first Thanksgiving post,
A Thanksgiving PSA from Tom Turkey. Sure, it's totally dated. Yet, strangely timeless. At least in my eyes. I still think of it as my best post ever.

Ah, what a warm feeling to know that I peaked less than six months after my foray into blogging! I'm enjoying the downhill slide, and I thank you all for letting me take you down with me.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to mentally and physically prepare myself for the post-Scattergories family brawl that will take place later this afternoon.