The Lesbian List

Lately, I've been thinking about all the "sexy men" lists I've posted (actors here, musicians here) and, when I stopped drooling, I wondered if my male and lesbian readership were feeling slighted. Therefore, I'm going to give a little time to the gals. Not as much as I gave to the men because, as lovely as some of these ladies are, none of them have the power to make me switch teams.

BeckEye's Big 5 Bodacious Babes

1. Catherine Zeta-Jones. She might be the most stunning looking person -male or female - I've ever seen in my life. So, what I said before about no woman having the power to make me switch teams? Well, CZJ, if you read that, I was just kidding! You are all-powerful, oh great one. I actually sat through The Haunting more than once because of you. Every time something went wrong with my cell phone, I was hoping that the T-Mobile gods would send you to fix it. Why you're with that wrinkly old dude I will never know.

2. Daniela Pestova. A Victoria's Secret model who dominated the catalogs in the '90s. My only blonde. She looks like a Nordic Goddess, but she's actually from the less sexy Czech Republic.

3. Zooey Deschanel. She's really shot to the top of my lesbian list in recent years. But, no, she is not the reason that I've seen Elf a zillion times. I like her better as a brunette. Plus, I'd rather get it on with Will Ferrell. But, hey, he's married.


4. Adriana Lima. A Victoria's Secret model who has dominated the catalogs for much of the new millennium. She's from Brazil, where everyone is hot and spicy. I have no idea why I've never made a trip there.


5. Eliza Dushku. No, she is not the reason that I've seen Bring It On a zillion times. I'm just really full of cheer. Plus, I'd rather get it on with Jesse Bradford.




So, do I have better taste in women than I do in men? As you can see, my "type" in both sexes is remarkably similar. I'm generally a big fan of thick, dark, tousled hair and pouty lips. I guess I'm just attracted to the qualities that I covet the most.