There is this month's winning caption, provided by your newest Firecrotch, Skyler's Dad. Although he tries every month, it's been over a year since Mr. Dirty Mind last won the most coveted award in all of Blogdom. Finally, Skyler can be proud of his father again instead of ashamedly moping around like Sylvester Junior.
Your 2nd, 3rd and 4th
Because I'm strangely fascinated by this new colon blow trend: Heidi Montag demonstrates "Scorpion Snake," the colon cleanse of the stars! - Words Words Words
Because I'm a sucker for '80s humor: Like, gag me with scorpion! - Cora
Because I'm a sucker for fictional reality TV shows: This week's loser on "I'm A Scorpion, Please Get Me Out Of Here" - Deadspot
For that same reason, Catherinette gets an honorable mention for not entering a caption, but making me long for the day when FOX or VH1 finally creates Hooker Safari.
Comments
Sometimes the female scorpion eats her mate.
Not YOU. I mean YOU are awesome.
Skylersdad beat me to a "things she will swallow" joke. Pout.
(OK, I tried, but SkylersDad is gonna win this going away.)
Here I am
Reading cue cards because I'm so lame
first time i come across your blog, so im gonan visit it now :)
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a bientot!
Boubouteatime xx
She looks like she's going on hooker safari or something.
"WTF?! It's not MY fault no one knows (or cares) who you are!!"
I loved Deadspot's, it made me LOL.
Congrats Skyler's Dad!
Um, oh dear, I am afraid to ask what the second thing was (and even more afraid that I'm sure what the first thing was).
i love it!
And YAY for me too for being the third place loser. I think....?