Hey! Remember the '80s? Lindsay Lohan does! Even though she was born in 1986.
LiLo was recently awarded the opportunity to breath down Ungaro designer Estrella Archs' neck, and the end result was a fashion backward, hastily thrown together line that received a rather chilly reception when it was unveiled at Paris Fashion Week.
The fashion elite are giving Lindsay a hard time, but she should be applauded for having a very consistent point of view. I mean, clearly these clothes were designed for girls who like Blondie, candy hearts, and nose candy. So...pretty much every twentysomething girl who shops at American Apparel and, therefore, can't afford this crap.
It would have been quite a task to review the entire line, so I've just pulled out some key pieces and featured them in the slideshow below. Enjoy!
And hey, when you're done making fun of LiLo, go make fun of Brit Brit in this month's caption contest!
LiLo was recently awarded the opportunity to breath down Ungaro designer Estrella Archs' neck, and the end result was a fashion backward, hastily thrown together line that received a rather chilly reception when it was unveiled at Paris Fashion Week.
The fashion elite are giving Lindsay a hard time, but she should be applauded for having a very consistent point of view. I mean, clearly these clothes were designed for girls who like Blondie, candy hearts, and nose candy. So...pretty much every twentysomething girl who shops at American Apparel and, therefore, can't afford this crap.
It would have been quite a task to review the entire line, so I've just pulled out some key pieces and featured them in the slideshow below. Enjoy!
And hey, when you're done making fun of LiLo, go make fun of Brit Brit in this month's caption contest!
Comments
Hell, even I could have whipped up something better than this and I'm a fashion-impaired boob.
For example:
Is this supposed to be the kind of clothing you wear to work on Monday, or what you put on to go have cocktails with your peeps? Will this be on the "What's Hot" rack at my local Target? Do these come in plus sizes with easy to operate fasteners for the girl on the go? Inquiring minds want to know.
This may sound a little Peter Pan of me, but what about some effing pockets? Where are you going to put your keys and cell phone in these travesties? I can't think of a woman that I know that these would look good on. Not one.
Pardon me if I sound a bit simplistic, but clothes are supposed to do three things: protect you from the elements and cover your ass, have pockets for your "everyday" stuff as well as being long-wearing, affordable, should be comfortable for three of the four seasons, and make you look good enough that someone will want to have sex with you.
These flunk all of the above criteria, badly. I'm no fashionista, but Flannery has made me sit through enough episodes of Project Runway and America's Next Top Model to know that this line is seven miles of bad road.
You'd be better off to buy a flannel shirt and a Carhardt coat, and to complete the look with a nice pair of Red Wing boots and some khaki slacks. The cowboy hat or ball cap that says, "I like boobs" is optional.
Doc
Who would win? Brit Brit or Lindsay? The world wants to know...
My takeaway from this is that I am going to start a line of clothes from Doc!