Like the goop that's always accumulating in the corners of our eyes, the following items are curiously fascinating:
It's Hard In The PGA For A Pimp. - Oh, Tiger Woods. You dawg. Thanks for reminding us that money is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Seriously. In the real world, there would be no way that such an unattractive bore could land a hot Nordic model and get down with OPP wherever and whenever he wanted.
Yo, Mallory! Your Mom's A Lesbian. - Meredith Baxter, best-known as the patron saint of "television for women" and Family Ties' Elyse Keaton, came out as a lesbian recently. At 62, the actress said she only discovered her true sexual identity seven years ago, and that before then the possibility that she might be a fan of the pootie never crossed her mind. Well, good for Meredith for figuring her shit out. And good for me, as I am super excited for the inevitable Lifetime movie, Mother, May I Sleep With Dana?
Adam Lambert Discovers That Getting Blackballed Isn't As Fun As It Sounds - ABC continues to cancel Adam's scheduled appearances, including a spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live and a performance on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. He shouldn't feel too bad, since no one watches either of those shows anyway. He's trying to play nice by telling fans not to blame ABC because the cancellations are because of "FCC heat," but that's most likely a lie since both of those shows are taped and could easily be edited, should he decide to blast middle America with more radioactive gay-ma rays. I can't even tell you how bored I am with all of this now. ABC needs to get over their issues and Adam needs to figure out what he was doing on American Idol that made people love him and get back to doing it again. Or maybe Adam should just smack a bitch and ABC would love him again. It worked for Chris Brown.
Quarterbacks Make The Darndest Faces - Just when you thought that nothing would be as funny as that famous picture of Phil Rivers, along comes a fantastic shot of pretty boy Tom Brady. Who wins?
It's Hard In The PGA For A Pimp. - Oh, Tiger Woods. You dawg. Thanks for reminding us that money is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Seriously. In the real world, there would be no way that such an unattractive bore could land a hot Nordic model and get down with OPP wherever and whenever he wanted.
Yo, Mallory! Your Mom's A Lesbian. - Meredith Baxter, best-known as the patron saint of "television for women" and Family Ties' Elyse Keaton, came out as a lesbian recently. At 62, the actress said she only discovered her true sexual identity seven years ago, and that before then the possibility that she might be a fan of the pootie never crossed her mind. Well, good for Meredith for figuring her shit out. And good for me, as I am super excited for the inevitable Lifetime movie, Mother, May I Sleep With Dana?
Adam Lambert Discovers That Getting Blackballed Isn't As Fun As It Sounds - ABC continues to cancel Adam's scheduled appearances, including a spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live and a performance on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. He shouldn't feel too bad, since no one watches either of those shows anyway. He's trying to play nice by telling fans not to blame ABC because the cancellations are because of "FCC heat," but that's most likely a lie since both of those shows are taped and could easily be edited, should he decide to blast middle America with more radioactive gay-ma rays. I can't even tell you how bored I am with all of this now. ABC needs to get over their issues and Adam needs to figure out what he was doing on American Idol that made people love him and get back to doing it again. Or maybe Adam should just smack a bitch and ABC would love him again. It worked for Chris Brown.
Quarterbacks Make The Darndest Faces - Just when you thought that nothing would be as funny as that famous picture of Phil Rivers, along comes a fantastic shot of pretty boy Tom Brady. Who wins?
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Comments
And nothing will ever be as ridicules as Rivers, or his photo.
As for ABC, it won't make me stop watching their shows, but the hypocrisy of dealing with Glambert like this is utterly laughable.
SylersDad--I think you could turn Meredith back. ;)
Tiger..yup he screwed the pooch with this one (well, not in THAT way)
Adam... Adam thought he could be so famous by being so wacky...now he learns wacky just makes people want to smack you
that's it! Let Chris brown smack up on Adam and then ABC will love Adam and put him back on all those shows!
TB is a clod...nuff said
Also "gay-ma rays" = genius.
And yes, I work at The Daily Planet. Well, more like The Gaily Planet.
And while I have unhealthy amounts of man love for Philip Rivers, that is one goofy ass photo that cannot be topped.
Also, I'd have Phillip Rivers' crazy Christian babies.