Once again, Paris is caught on film going down.
Although Paris just quenched the flames of her boiling crab nest, when one firecrotch ends, another begins. And this time the torch has been passed to Ed, the Firecrotch of the hot-hot-hottest month of the year!
And now the runners-up:"Oh great. We finally get a handle on the Gulf oil thing, and someone starts dumping more toxic sludge in the water." - Scope
"In the event of a water landing your fake boobs can be used as flotation devices. We hope you enjoyed your flight with us on Skank Air." - Skyler's Dad (I think that JetBlue flight attendant is working for Skank Air now.)
Next up on the Discovery Channel's Shark Week: The Great White Skank. - Jon (Hey, I like the word "skank," what can I say?)
A special shout-out goes to Cora for "And they said pigs couldn't fly." Funny, but I couldn't use it because it was pretty much the same as a past winning entry. Sorry. I never said life was fair.
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Jesus, I haven't improved any at this, have I? Have fun in the windy city, beeyatch. Is it called the Windy City because people eat so much deep dish pizza they fart?
"Three minutes later, the only thing left was a floating bikini and a plastic-like substance in the water."
"This Jesus thing isn't so hard."
"Shit! It's a Land Shark but in the water!"
"Defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
And you can't pull me down"
"Ha! My breasts can float!"
Sorry. That's all I've got. I'm too busy wallowing in my boiling jealousy that Scope gets to meet you and I don't. *POUT*
2. Paris Hilton demonstrates the surprisingly propulsive power of pulling a head out of your ass.
3. Mmm, the Rapture. That's hot.
4. Space aliens select the most agreeable subject yet for their comprehensive anal probing.
I love winning!
Which is something that Paris is unfamiliar with.