Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Firecrotch of the Year - 2007

I will be getting around to some good old fashioned recapping soon, and I'm going to kick things off by naming my Firecrotch of the Year.

There was no agonizing, scientific process involved in my decision. I didn't study the photo captions that each Firecrotch of the Month provided to decide which was the funniest. No, my decision is based solely on the fact that this person took the greatest joy in my silly little award, and treated it with the reverence that Marisa Tomei undoubtedly treats her Oscar.

I give you the Firecrotch of 2007 - Suze of Suzel's Sass.

Congratulations, Suze...and flame on!

I'd also like to thank the other Firecrotches - Happy Villain, Slave to the Dogs, Alice, and Dale - for bringing the funny. The girls were really on fire this year! I hope their dominance in firecrotchery has lit a fire under the men. You gotta bring it next year, boys!


Happy Villain said...

Thank you, m'dear. It's been quite a weird year, and while having won Firecrotch of the Month was definitely one of the highlights, it is a bit relieving to know that my crotch was not the fieriest of all. Whew!

Anonymous said...

I love you!!! I will cherish this award forever! I'm getting t-shirts made. Hell, I'm getting underwear made!!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

The Firecrotch Awards were a highlight of the blogosphere year.

pistols at dawn said...

Congrats, Suze - you've earned it.

Slave to the dogs said...

Congrats Suze - though a true Firecrotch goes sans panties! :)

I'll be back for more next year!

Leonesse said...

Whoo hooo Suze!

Writeprocrastinator said...

Go Suze!

Dale said...

Did you just call me a girl?

Congratulations Ms. Suzel.

BeckEye said...

HV - There's a special place for you in my Firecrotch Hall of Fame. You were the first one ever!

Suze - Why get the underwear made when they'll just be destroyed?

Barbara - Why, thank you! I doubt anyone else would agree. :)

Slave - That's the spirit! A true Firecrotch's flame never burns out.

Dale - I knew you'd take it that way! Well, you're an honorary girl since you're the only boy to make the cut this year. But that's what I meant - you were the only boy to make the cut. The girls put you guys to shame.

Dale said...

I wore my firecrotch just as proudly. If I could stop the itching. And the huffing.


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