"Daddy, why does our program say 'Three Hole Circus' instead of 'Three Ring Circus'?"
And the last Firecrotch of the Month award goes to Words Words Words, the blogger formerly known as Fran Fran Fran. Or just plain Fran. Either way, this is that dude's second win this year, tying him with Deadspot. Of course, they were both just one quip shy of a Pistols at Dawn-esque threepeat.
Yes, many crotches burned brightly this year, and the time has come to name the Firecrotch of the Year. As promised, I'm leaving this very important decision up to you, dear readers. Should Pistols' impressive run guarantee him the win? Or did The Imaginary Reviewer or Skyler's Dad thrill you more with their one-time flashes of comedic brilliance? Remember, quality is more important than quantity. Just ask Pistols' disgruntled ex-girlfriends.
To vote for your favorite Firecrotch, please review this year's winning entries:
- Deadspot - August; November
- Evil-E - September
- Fran/Words Words Words - May; December
- Imaginary Reviewer - October
- Manx - February
- Pistols at Dawn - January; June; July
- Skyler's Dad - April
- Tootsie - March
Comments
Oh and my caption is: Britney Spears - Still crazier than Red...for now.
Bob: "I smell meth. What about you, Frank?"
Frank: "Despair."
Bob: "Yep, must be Britney."
Knot
And they're like "ou est la fromagge, Marge?"
---words, words, words
I can't compete with this! Hilarious!
Doc
Beckeye, thank you for this fine honor. You show impeccable taste. I only hope that the prize is a soothing balm for my burning crotch.
And since I won in May and December, I also expect a fling with an obscenely young comely woman.
I should start using the quality/quantity argument on my soon-to-be-exes - "Sure, baby, I only last eight seconds, but I can do it like twice a day."
Also, I would submit that dating is like watching TV - it's rare that fifteen minutes go by without you wanting to see what else is out there. Especially when you're watching a dating show.
*Checks will not be honored.