Monday, December 13, 2010

Vote For Firecrotch of the Year!

Many crotches burned brightly in 2010, but the time has come to name Firecrotch of the Year. And that decision will be left up to YOU!

To vote for your favorite Firecrotch, please review this year's winning entries:

Boonie S: October
Catherinette: March
Cormac Brown: July
Ed: August
Flannery Alden: June
Gwen: November
McGone: January, April
Scope: May
The Real Johnson: September
Words Words Words: February, December

Is it a horse race between the two two-time champs, McGone and Words Words Words? Do Flannery and Gwen's runner up captions in other months add to their Firecrotch cred? Did someone else's flash of one-time brilliance win you over? Or will you just vote for whoever offers to send you Christmas cookies?

Once you've made a decision, cast your vote by checking off your favorite's name on the ballot in the far sidebar. Please, no stuffing the ballot box.

Voting will remain open until December 19, and the winner will be announced one week from today, on December 20!


Ed said...

I'm not too proud to vote for myself.

One for Ed, please.

BeckEye said...

Well, did you actually vote? Because I don't see any for you over there in the poll doo-hickey.

McGone said...

Really, we're all winners. But I'm still going to vote for myself.

Heff said...

Voting !

Gwen said...

I went back, read them all again and then decided to take a page from McGone's book and voted for myself. I was afriad I wouldn't get any votes if I didn't.

Ed said...

Okay, didn't see the vote thingy the first time. Just came back and tried voting and it didn't show up.

Maybe I can't vote for myself.

Scope said...

I was a gentleman, and voted for Gwen.

Okay, so I lied. I voted for myself, too.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

voted! may the snarkiest firecrotch win!

Johnson said...

Hey everyone, if you vote for me, I'll totally stuff your ballot boxes.


Gorilla Bananas said...

What about Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo?


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