Many crotches burned brightly in 2009, but the time has come to name Firecrotch of the Year. And that decision will be left up to YOU!
Does Words Words Words' impressive three-peat guarantee him the title (as it did for Pistols last year)? Or what about The Imaginary Reviewer, who was a frequent runner-up in addition to being March's winner? Or maybe you think it's only fair that a real firecrotch like Red takes home this honor? Or maybe you'll just vote for the candidate with the best stimulus package, if you know what I mean.
To vote for your favorite Firecrotch, please review this year's winning entries:
Catherinette Singleton: April
Skyler's Dad: June
The Imaginary Reviewer: March
Words Words Words: February, May, October
Once you've made a decision, cast your vote by checking off your favorite's name on the ballot in the far sidebar. Please, no stuffing the ballot box. This ain't the Drysdales. (Ooh, those sour grapes taste like burning!)
Voting will remain open until December 27, and the winner will be announced on December 28!