Thursday, December 17, 2009

Vote For Firecrotch of the Year!

Many crotches burned brightly in 2009, but the time has come to name Firecrotch of the Year. And that decision will be left up to YOU!

Does Words Words Words' impressive three-peat guarantee him the title (as it did for Pistols last year)? Or what about The Imaginary Reviewer, who was a frequent runner-up in addition to being March's winner? Or maybe you think it's only fair that a real firecrotch like Red takes home this honor? Or maybe you'll just vote for the candidate with the best stimulus package, if you know what I mean.

To vote for your favorite Firecrotch, please review this year's winning entries:

Bond: August
Candy: November
Catherinette Singleton: April
Doc: January
Jon: December
Red: September
Skyler's Dad: June
Splotchy: July
The Imaginary Reviewer: March
Words Words Words: February, May, October

Once you've made a decision, cast your vote by checking off your favorite's name on the ballot in the far sidebar. Please, no stuffing the ballot box. This ain't the Drysdales. (Ooh, those sour grapes taste like burning!)

Voting will remain open until December 27, and the winner will be announced on December 28!


SkylersDad said...

Vote for Skylers dad and you will receive fabulous prizes!!

I am not above bribery, really... I will mail you cash...

J.J. in L.A. said...


I voted for you before I read this post much cash are we talkin' about? ; )

Scope said...

Stuffing the ballot box for the Drysdales? Uhhhh-Waaaaa?

I have no idea what you are talking about, Willis?

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Um, I'm relatively new here. So...all those people have red pubic hair? Is this a literal contest? Or like, they have a firecrotch heart? I'm just wondering. And if yes, did you ask for hair samples?

I twisted my pubic hair into Coolio dreads the other night while i was on the phone. Do you have a contest for that? (Yes, it's been a while)

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I wasn't paying attention just now when I posted that about my bush. Inappropirate, sorry.

Gwen said...

Wow. This is tough. So many good people to chose from!

Hey, SkyDad, how much cash are we talking? I need about $2,000 but I'd take $5.

Soda and Candy said...

I voted for WWW, because despite what he'd have you believe, I suspect he is a literal firecrotch as well. Also he won too many times!

red said...

Vote for me! Vote for me! Even though WWW prolly deserves it more, vote for me anyway!

Bond said...

Everyone was great this year, but I voted for me so I would have one vote!


Cora said...

Done and done.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I'm not saying I want you to vote for little old can if you really feel like it.

I'm just honored to be in the company of so many talented Firecrotches....

Coaster Punchman said...

Ah, quitcher bellyachin- you won in at least one category of Drysdales. I should be the bitter one. And I am.

I voted for Words based on his February win. Good work.

words...words...words... said...

I would never stoop so low as to solicit votes for myself. When you win three times, your votes solicit themselves.

*supercilious smile*

(Okay, fine. PLEASE LIKE ME!)


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